Today I am feeling rather bored and I'm on holiday so I'm going to treat myself. This is a theme I've been turning over in my mind for a while, and I'm excited to do an actual blag post on it.
Anyway. We all know that the obsession of our lives show we all love has some VERY attractive actors, both male and female. There are entire fansites dedicated to Teninch's ass and Barrowman's eyes and vice-versa. Not to mention that swoonworthy picture of Karen Gillan that millions of fanboys probably beat off to every night (if you don't know which picture I'm talking about, just search it, I'll give you a hint, it's the one where she's in her panties).
But what about the cameos, the one-off characters, the guest stars? Seems like the Whoniverse is littered with scrumptious little morsels of manmeat. (And womanmeat, but I'm a straight female so I tend to drool more over the manmeat.)
Meat. Meaaaat. Funny word, that. ANYWAY.
Here is my top 10 of the hottest male side characters on DW.
10). Thomas Brodie Sangster (Tim Latimer, "Human Nature/Family of Blood")
BEFORE you go all "PEDOBEAR PEDOBEARRR" let me assure you two things.
1 - He is 20, no REALLY, HE IS. I KNOW.
1 - He is 20, no REALLY, HE IS. I KNOW.
2 - I didn't put him on here because I thought he was hot. I just think he is adorable and the fact that he was the kickass Love Actually kid just made me want to hug my screen when he came on in Human Nature. He's got the best hair, too.
Anyway, he is super cute and awesome.
9). Peter O'Brien (Deputy Ed Gold, "Waters of Mars")
Maybe I have odd taste, but I love me a rugged Australian man. Especially when he was being a hardass to Yuri in the beginning when Yuri was fixing his solar panels. Rugged + Australian + pissed off = instant melting of pants. Too bad most of the pictures of him on Google make him look about 50 (which he is, but whatever).
8). Tony Curran (Vincent, "Vincent and the Doctor")
I may be unique among fangirls in this respect, but when Eleven is in the frame I am entirely capable of noticing other men. And one of those men is Tony Curran. Yeah he was supposed to be a suicidal drunkard with major self-esteem issues - and spent half the episode crying, it seemed - but if you actually look at him physically, you start to notice the gorgeous eyes and the furrowed brow and the tousled hair and you realize that he is actually one extremely attractive ginger.
Or was that just me? Please don't say it was just me.
7). Bruno Langley (Adam, "Dalek/The Long Game")
Yes his character was a meddling whiny prat, but Bruno Langley is the epitome of the cute boy-next-door. You may look at that in today's world of unbelievably attractive celebrity men and laugh, but if you were his friend in college he's the one you'd gather your courage and approach at one of your Calculus study sessions and blushingly ask out to coffee. You know it, don't even lie.
Also cheesecake.
6). Colin Morgan (Jethro Cane, "Midnight")
He's got blue eyes, dark hair, and he's Irish. Come on now.
5). Harry Lloyd (Son of Mine, "Human Nature/Family of Blood")
I seem to have a thing for Victorian-era schoolboys, don't I? Okay that just sounded ten kinds of wrong.
Go back and rewatch Human Nature/Family of Blood. Look at Son of Mine. Remove the painful permanent smirk and mentally tousle that prim and proper hair. Yeahhh, you get it now.
Just look at that little cleft in his chin too...hlurghblurghwharrgarbl
4). Will Thorp (Toby Zed, "The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit")
Will Thorp is apparently so little-known that the only real pictures of him (not in character) on Google are tiny little thumbnails. However, the related search is "Will Thorp shirtless". So clearly the ladies and gents who do know Mr. Thorp also know that he is phwoar-worthy.
Admit it, you totally knew he had a rockin' bod underneath that blue shirt and tattooed Satanic script.
3). Danny Horn (Middle Kazran, "A Christmas Carol")
I put a bigger picture of him up because I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THAT GOD DAMN
GOD DAMN GOD DAMN GOD DAMN
(of course, this later turned into Dumbledore)
but GOD DAMN
2). Michael Obiora (Detective Inspector Billy Shipton, "Blink")
As I move down the list the pictures get bigger because they are hotter, okay? Don't judge.
Anyway. Billy Shipton, with those eyes and that jawline and those lips and that accent, melted my pants from the first second I saw him onscreen. Kudos to Sally Sparrow for coherently flirting with him. I probably would've dissolved into a puddle if he'd told me "Life is short and you are hot" - which is, incidentally, the best pickup line ever.
Okay I have probably devolved into utter rambly idiocy from the sheer sex that is contained in this one post, but I think I have the mental faculties (and a partially-still-dry pair of pants) to introduce to you my number one and the hottest DW side actor I have ever seen:
1). Ian McNeice (Winston Churchill, "Victory of the Daleks")
FUCKIN' A, BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YOU ARE ALL NOW PREGNANT
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